Since, OUaT has rebooted and set Season 7 in Hyperion Heights. I thought, it would be fun to theorize, what the denizens of our favorite sleepy town in Maine. These theories can be as ridiculous as you want.... the wackier, the better!
Captain Hook: When not arresting petty criminals as Deputy Sheriff, Hook is Storybrooke's resident sex therapist. After receiving their happy endings, all the fairytale characters wanted to spice up their romances. So, they turned to Storybrooke's dashing former rogue. Rumor had it that Hook had a way with women, and everyone wanted to learn his secrets.
Mary Margaret: Since she was Storybrooke's most dedicated teacher, Mary Margaret was promoted to school principal. However on the side, she began writing steamy romance novels, based on the escapades of a certain blonde Savior and her roguish Pirate. Due to the copious amount of sexual content, and the fact that the inspiration was her own daughter and son in-law, she was forced to use the pseudonym of Juniper B. Winters.... the B is for Bianca.
David Nolan: Jealous of Hook's success as a sex therapist, and his wife's "literary" success, David tries his hand at being a wingman. The problem is that his only client is Leroy, who is as grumpy as ever. Not one to be dishearted, he gains a new appreciation for domestic life. The Charming farmhouse has never been so clean, and David has become quite the chef.